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Fabulous Las Vegas Dice:
Craps is not a game to be taken lightly, or for the lazy gambler. Without some basic knowledge, intuition, and luck, the cash in your wallet or purse will disappear quickly. Use the dice in the Las Vegas Survival Kit to learn the skill of throwing the dice to provide yourself the edge you will need to win.
Las Vegas Deck of Cards:
It is not illegal to count cards. However, casino management does have the right to throw you out if they suspect you are a card counter. The Las Vegas Survival Kit provides you with a Deck of Cards so you can improve your card counting skills. Then if you get really good you can beat the game of blackjack and become one of those high-rollers you see on television.
Las Vegas Poker Chips:
Shuffling chips can be frustrating at first but in time it becomes easy. With practice, the Las Vegas Survival Kit provides you with a couple of chips, because as the saying goes...practice makes perfect when it comes to poker chip tricks. You should try and practice your craft before you hit the betting table because it is often difficult to practice during the game when you should be focused on your bets, your opponents, your cards, and other factors more important than your chip tricks.
Las Vegas Shot Glass:
Increase your pain threshold and improve your hearing and vision - and naturally of course use it to increase your alcohol tolerance! And in Vegas you will need one to hang with the big dogs. Remember there is no last call in Vegas! The Las Vegas survival kit gives you the tools you are going to need to achieve such a task. Go to Vegas as a pro not an amateur.
Energy Drink:
Energy drinks are beverages that are designed to give the consumer a burst of energy by using a combination of methylxanthines, B vitamins, and exotic herbal ingredients. Energy drinks commonly include. YADDY YADDY YADDA! If your goal is to party non-stop then the Las Vegas Survival kit has you covered.
Las Vegas Survival Kit Reusable Camera:
Great for remembering the moment when your alcohol tolerance reached its limit! Also commonly used for those times when what happens in Vegas doesn't actually stay in Vegas! Blackmail anyone?
Las Vegas Lucky Penny Keychain:
I won't guarantee you will never lose your keys again, but this lucky penny key chain is bound to help you find them if they do come up missing. The Las Vegas survival kit has a lucky penny key chain which is believed to provide its owner with the luck needed in Vegas.
Las Vegas T-Shirt:
Magnificent hotels glow green and gold. Pink, red, yellow, blue and white neon pulsates all around. Electric lights flash. Music plays. Volcanoes erupt. Fountains soar. Cars create two moving streams of light, red and white. People in the thousands walk up, down and over the Strip. Roller coasters corkscrew high above the ground. A laser beam, visible from space, penetrates the night sky, inviting the whole universe to come and play. ENOUGH!!!! The Las Vegas Survival Kit provides you the t-shirt to show everyone how you feel about the fabulous Las Vegas!
Las Vegas Survival Kit Mints:
Depending on the restaurant you eventually select, you will then need to consider your outfit for the night. You need to pick a restaurant that's not too formal, but not too casual. It shouldn't be too expensive, but it can't be cheap. Wherever you choose do not forget to bring the mints. You never know, you might just meet "the one." Don't be caught with dragon breath! NO WORRIES! They are included in the Las Vegas Survival Kit.
Hangover Relief:
It's 8:00am, you went to bed at 6:12am, you started drinking the day before as soon as the plane took off from Seattle at 4:pm um...
do the math, Las Vegas survival kit has hangover relief. VIVA!!! This kit!
Headache Relief:
Note when your headache starts how far away your drink is, TOO far! How long will the suffering last, and what if your next drink provides NO relief. With The Las Vegas Survival Kit the help of headache relief is included.
Stomach Ache Relief:
When you get the symptoms associated with a sour stomach, including abdominal fullness and belching, the pain can normally be traced back to your abnormal consumption of alcoholic beverages and food you cannot pronounce. The Las Vegas survival kit has you covered.
How to win in the casinos book:
If you are looking for an edge no matter what the game, this good read will keep you busy between sips on the plane, in the cab, in line, or on the toilet, well anyways, the kit has you covered.
A must read! Before you come to Vegas, The Underground Las Vegas book:
Learn the low-down on the what and where in the neon deserts of sin city. Whether you are here for a day, a week, or the rest of your life, if you want to avoid the strip and instead enjoy the cheap cheesy pitfalls, dive bars, taste eats, thrift stores, pawn shops, and/or Las Vegas' best transsexual strip club's. The Las Vegas survival kit has you covered.
